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_{*Penguin eggs are a major source of Omega 3 oils.
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The PenguinBurger Jingle composed by @littlefishey:

If you want something flippy
if you need something flappy
if flightless birds make you happy
It has feathers like fur
and a cute little beak
Penguin burger will make you squeak.

They might be chewy
but that don't matter
we deep fry them
in some batter
why not get one for your dinner?
Penguin Burger
is the winner.


Can't afford to eat out? Try this great recipe from *Winterdreamer

Creole Style Penguin Burger:

1lb lean-ground penguin
1 large tomato, sliced
1 green pepper, sliced
1/4 cup finely chopped onion
1/2 cup finely chopped celery
1/4 cup of chili sauce
1 egg
1 cup of sliced mushrooms
salt to taste (a sea salt is recomended)
fresh parsley, chopped
1/4 teaspoon of crushed red pepper

Start by mixing your ground penguin* with the diced onion, celery, and crushed red pepper.Mix in 1 raw egg, and about half of the chili sauce. The mixture should be sticky~but not watery. (add bread crumbs for consistancy if needed)Add salt and parsley, additional spice can be used~penguin goes very well with either poultry or seafood marinades and seasoning mixes, try your favorites!
Form the mixture into patties and cook for 5-8 minutes over very high heat~barbecue or flame-grill works best! As you cook, lightly coat the burgers in the remaining chili sauce each time you flip.
Seperately saute your mushrooms, tomato & peppers.
Combine everything on your favorite bread or bun~add desired topping and serve!
(recipe serves 4)


CUSTOMER TESTIMONIALS: What people are saying about PenguinBurger:

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This new in a note cleverly entitled 'You are Stupid': "WTF penguin burgers? Dumbass." ~AriaSwan.
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These misguided folks are determined to ruin our right as free citizens to enjoy ourselves a good penguinburger: [link]